Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dressman's Week 12 Fantasy Forecast


As we head into week 12 in CHA fantasy football, some bubble teams hope to make the playoffs while a few others look for some respect.

Highlighting the matchups this weekend, division foes John “ready to hurt somebody” Ramko heads to Jason “just please like me” Mclash territory. With Reggie Bush inactive again this week, it looks like Ramko will be hurting for Backs. Both teams are struggling at quarterback so they’ll have to look elsewhere for some points this week.
Wisler “will I get back to the championship” and Mike “make the light go away” Hyres battle for the Division title. Both teams look to have some easy opponents this week and if one team wins and the other loses, the other team may be praying for the wildcard.
Brandon “sore loser” Sifrar hopes to get a win to wrap up the South Division but is a heavy underdog against McLain “83 signups” Spann. Brandon Sifrar is used to losing (unless he cheats as he was impeached as commissioner in 05’for some shady post season pickups) when it comes down to playoff time. Sifrar who has been a consistent choker in the league and has yet to win a title looks for a win to get a 1st round bye.
Woody “why do I always pick a teamful of Dolphins every year” Estep looks to challenge Sifrar for the 1st round bye. Estep looks to have the golden horshoe in his @#$ as picking a teamful of Dolphins at the beginning of the season looked to be the league gaffe (who would’ve thunk it). Tyhler “tired of losing” Gomez made a last minute trade for quarterback in order to help secure a playoff berth but it might be too little to late. He battles Woody who has been heating up in the past couple of weeks.
Dizzle battles Alex “please don’t rob me and my lady” Benjamin for a matchup of pros vs. Joes. A.B.’s team has been hurting since LT. pooped the bed all season.
The last matchup should be a laugher as Brandon “defending champ” Dresser looks to roll over Curtis “scratch my back” Solomon who has been eliminated from playoff contention for quite sometime. Dresser can secure a 1st round bye with the win.

So who are the picks this week? I think I’ve got the winners.

Dresser over Solomon by however much he wants.
McLash over Ramko in a tight one.
McLain over Sifrar in a laugher
Wisler over Bob by 21.
Dizzle over Alex by 30.

Upset of the week: Gomez over Woody by 10

1 comment:

caveman said...

That kid has some nerve trying to tackle Jesus.